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Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Why game requests can sometimes be deadly

Hey guys! Long time no see ^w^ This post will be kinda like half-fanfic-half-texts. I'm featuring KiKuro today!
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  The raindrops start hitting themselves onto the bedroom windows, making pitter-patter sounds, which amplifies twice as the rain falls harder onto the earth. Kuroko reads his book peacefully while Kise is playing Flappy Bird on his phone. They sat close enough, close enough that their shoulders touch each other.
  Curses could be heard from Kise's mouth as he failed time and time again to get that freaking bird across the gaps of a pair of freaking vertical poles lined up consecutively. "How did Aominecchi even get THAT high, did he cheat or something..." 
  At that moment, Kuroko's eye catch sight of some light flashing in the sky momentarily. 
  He cringes.
  Kise is still cursing, still swearing, still playing.
  And a few seconds later, that flash of light comes in bundle with a clap of roaring thunder, enough to make their eardrums vibrate and Kise throw his phone up in the air with a short, high-pitched scream.
  "K-K-Kurokocchi..." Kise quivers, biting his fingernails. He brings his knees in front of him and tries to squeeze himself into a round ball. Another lightning comes with another yet louder thunder, like someone set firecrackers near his ear. 
  That was the last straw.
  Kise's arms immediately find their way to Kuroko's hips, and his legs intertwining with Kuroko's. Kise refuses to unwrap himself from Kuroko.
  The shadow blushes a little. He can feel Kise breathing near his neck. 
  But this would totally distract him from reading his favourite book. His hand reaches for his phone at the dressing table beside the bed with a little effort.


  Kuroko snorts.
  Kise is still clinging tightly onto him.
  With a sigh, Kuroko puts his phone back to the dressing table. 
  Wait, maybe now...
  His mouth curls into a sly smile, and a thunder comes again, making Kise clutch his body EVEN TIGHTER. He turns to Kise, and with a sweet smile, he says, "Kise-kun, don't worry, I'll protect you..." He throws the book to the wooden-tiled floor, pushes the copycat forcefully a few centimetres away from him then pins him down onto the mattress's surface with a vice-like grip. He puts his knees on the empty spaces near both sides of Kise's body, then bending his spine so that the distance between both their faces are just inches away, so that Kise could blush like a girl, so that Kuroko could become the seme.
  For now.
  "Kise-kun, I shall top you tonight."
  Kise opens his mouth a little, as if to protest something, but then swallows and closes his eyes. A sweat rolls down from his cheek. He admits, "You're cunning."
  Narrowing his eyes, Kuroko grinned. "I thought you knew that already," he says, earning him a smile from Kise. "You're cute, and annoying. But in a good way. Kise-kun, I love you. Because you're candid, childish, and importantly, my love and rival at the same time." Kuroko whispers into his ear slowly, pronouncing each syllable clearly and seductively. Kise immediately releases free from his grip and shoves Kuroko down so that their bodies touch each other, warm and comfortable. However, Kise still let Kuroko be the seme. And now, Kuroko pins Kise down again, but this time harder, like a predator on its prey.
  Kuroko starts to lick Kise's left ear, making him moan and blush. He tries to wiggle his wrists free but to no avail, his boyfriend is merciless when it comes to this. His fingers clutch the mattress's cover like it's his life, while he feels his left ear become warm and wet with Kuroko's saliva.
  Satisfied with the ear, Kuroko continues and pushes his lips to Kise's, their tongues intertwining and sharing saliva. He enjoys the smell of Kise's lips; the sweet taste of mango juice which he had just drank mixed with Kuroko's own saliva. 
  They relish every moment of it.
  After that, Kuroko proceeds to undress themselves, but at that same freaking moment--
  Beep!
  Both of them turn their heads to the direction of the beep.
  Oh DAMN IT'S MY PHONE!! STUPID AOMINECCHI SENDING ME FACEBOOK GAME REQUESTS RIGHT NOW???!?!?!?!?!?!
  Aomine cockblocked the two of them.







  From that day on, Aomine lived in fear of his ex-shadow. By the way, Kuroko managed to triple both their highscores in Flappy Bird, which left them speechless.

  Bonus:






Thursday, 27 February 2014

Aomine and Kise disturbs Kuroko and Kagami's "rough basketball"

Situation:
Aomine secretly loves Kagami but he doesn't know it, and same with Kise and Kuroko. Kagami then proceeds to play "rough basketball" with Kuroko, and that leads to both Aomine and Kise's rage....


The next day....



I sense so much yaoi here

Do you guys understand what ROUGH basketBALL means? xD
 

Thursday, 20 February 2014

Riko's secret anime stash - Part 1

Situation: Kuroko, Kagami, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi and Izuki discover's Riko's secret anime stash on her computer. What will be their reaction?

Riko is a secret fujoshi/otaku

Kuroko: I SWEAR I'LL KILL EVERY ONE OF THEM. *staring daggers at the raindrops that threatens him to play basketball outside*

Kagami: Kuroko! How did your personality change so much?!!

Kiyoshi: We shouldn't have watched Shingeki no Kyojin!

Hyuuga: Quick! Before Riko comes!! CLOSE EVERYTHING!!

Izuki: TOO LATE!! SHE CAME IN!!!

*EVERYONE GASPS IN HORROR*

Riko: *sees SNK on her computer* OMGG!! DID YOU FIND OUT MY SECRET ANIME STASH?!! *notices that Kuroko is a bit weird* AND WHO SHOWED SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN TO KUROKO-KUN?!!

*Kagami, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi and Izuki gulps*

Riko: *mumbling* Poor Kuroko-kun... he saw too many blood... NOW GET OUT AND RUN 100 ROUNDS AROUND THE OUTDOOR BASKETBALL COURT!!

Hyuuga: B-But it's raining...

Riko: EXACTLY!

Everyone else except for Kuroko: EEHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!

Riko: Fine, answer my question honestly and you won't be punished... did you watch B*** ** P***?

Izuki: Uhhh.....

Kiyoshi: We didn't, did we..? *nervous laugh*
 
Riko: 200 ROUNDS!! RIGHT NOW!!! *pointing to outside*

Kagami: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T PUNISH US!!

Kuroko: Coach, I actually enjoyed Shingeki no Kyojin.

Everyone: *GASP*

Monday, 17 February 2014

Kuroko calls everyone by their first names

Situation:
Kuroko decides to troll the GOM + Kagami by calling them their first names. But what does he get in return...?






BONUS!!!
Kuroko almost got a heart attack the next day...

 



"Whoever gave me the nickname 'Weird Scissors Guy', prepare to die."

Aomine has a change of heart. LOL XD

And Kuroko is such a huge troller. Did Takao show his yandere side?