Situation: Aomine secretly loves Kagami but he doesn't know it, and same with Kise and Kuroko. Kagami then proceeds to play "rough basketball" with Kuroko, and that leads to both Aomine and Kise's rage....
The next day....
I sense so much yaoi here
Do you guys understand what ROUGH basketBALL means? xD
Situation: Kuroko, Kagami, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi and Izuki discover's Riko's secret anime stash on her computer. What will be their reaction?
Riko is a secret fujoshi/otaku
Kuroko: I SWEAR I'LL KILL EVERY ONE OF THEM. *staring daggers at the raindrops that threatens him to play basketball outside*
Kagami: Kuroko! How did your personality change so much?!!
Kiyoshi: We shouldn't have watched Shingeki no Kyojin!
Hyuuga: Quick! Before Riko comes!! CLOSE EVERYTHING!!
Izuki: TOO LATE!! SHE CAME IN!!!
*EVERYONE GASPS IN HORROR*
Riko: *sees SNK on her computer* OMGG!! DID YOU FIND OUT MY SECRET ANIME STASH?!! *notices that Kuroko is a bit weird* AND WHO SHOWED SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN TO KUROKO-KUN?!!
*Kagami, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi and Izuki gulps*
Riko: *mumbling* Poor Kuroko-kun... he saw too many blood... NOW GET OUT AND RUN 100 ROUNDS AROUND THE OUTDOOR BASKETBALL COURT!!
Hyuuga: B-But it's raining...
Riko: EXACTLY!
Everyone else except for Kuroko: EEHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!
Riko: Fine, answer my question honestly and you won't be punished... did you watch B*** ** P***?
Izuki: Uhhh.....
Kiyoshi: We didn't, did we..? *nervous laugh* Riko: 200 ROUNDS!! RIGHT NOW!!! *pointing to outside*
Kagami: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T PUNISH US!!
Kuroko: Coach, I actually enjoyed Shingeki no Kyojin.
Situation: (In reference to KNB epi 19) Kuroko and Kagami are standing on the veranda of Kagami's house, and Kuroko says, "I'm glad to have met you, Kagami-kun." What if Kuroko has a hidden agenda inside the words he says? e.g. Confession. :D
Midorima: Akashi, have you seen my spectacles? I lost it...
Akashi:Nope, never seen it. Want me to cut one for you?
Midorima: Uh.. No thanks. Nevermind
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Midorima: Kuroko, have you seen my spectacles anywhere?
Kuroko : No, but i can ask around.
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Kuroko : Kagami-kun, have you seen Midorima's spectacles?
Kagami : No, I am so hungry that I can only see burgers right now...
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Kuroko : Hyuuga-senpai, have you seen Midorima's spectacles?
Hyuuga: ....
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Kuroko: Gomen nasai ( I am really sorry), I can't find your spectacles...
Midorima: Its okay...
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Midorima : Takao, have you seen my spectacles around?
Takao: Oh Shin-chan~<3 I took them to fit it on me while you were changing~<3
Midorima: DIE!!